Make sure my hair looks shiny, my face looks contoured, and with the perfect winged eyeliner please and thank you!!
they’d never find me
Right. Good luck finding me using my Snapchat photos!
“We’re looking for a woman with no pores. She’s wearing a flower crown but it disappears if she moves her head too fast”
Don’t forget the dog ears! Lol
So funny they would never find me either.
Ha hahaha! This one got me good! Talk about a lost cause!
thats funny and i i like it.